A is for Apple
Orange. In the smelliest of places, the zest of an orange is the don.
B is for Beach
Favourite holiday destination?
Ibiza. It’s got the lot.
C is for Car
Vauxhall Corsa - old and rusting but a masterpiece.
D is for Dog
First and current pet?
First pet(s) were homemade sea monkeys. We now have two cats.
E is for Embarrassment
Most embarrassing moment?
Accidentally used some pretty heavy duty profanity toward my mate’s Mum, after eating a particularly hot curry and her telling me she didn’t have any yoghurt to cool my mouth down.
F is for Football
Who do you support?
Pretty neutral - support the underdog!
G is for Game
What do you play?
I play in kayaks, where I often get wet, and on my bike, where I often get wet.
H is for History
Where are you from?
I is for Ice Cream
Mint Chocolate Chip, or a very sweet lemon.
J is for Jungle
If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
Probably a monkey - they have a lot of fun. Imagine the freedom of swinging through a jungle and cackling all day.
K is for Kettle
Tea or coffee?
Tea, please. Strong, one sugar.
L is for Lumber
What’s the most trouble you got into as a kid?
Couple of detentions here and there but in primary school I got a decent telling off for throwing rocks on to the newly lain playground tarmac.
M is for Munchies
Chinese - It’s always a challenge to pick one of crispy chilli beef, special fried rice and a chicken chow mein. So I have all of them.
N is for Naughty
Who’s your celebrity crush?
Ellie Goulding - I follow her on Instagram and by the looks of her life, I want to be her friend.
O is for Optics
We’re at the bar, what would you like?
Estrella/San Miguel to begin, then a gin & tonic at the end of the night.
P is for Pet hate
What do you have an irrational hatred of?
Matrix signs on the motorway, when they tell me there’s a queue and there absolutely isn’t.
Q is for Queen Vic or Rovers?
Corrie or Eastenders?
Corrie - can’t beat the drama.
R is for Region
What’s your favourite thing about Warrington, Widnes and Runcorn?
Try and find a fault with the M62 - you won’t… great road.
S is for Sing Song
What’s your karaoke song?
Donald Where’s Your Troosers, or Abba.
T is for Toast
What do you have for breakfast?
A big bacon sandwich.
U is for Underwear
Boxers, y-fronts, knickers or commando?
Boxers - I have a good collection of bright ones.
V is for Video
W is for Worry
What are you scared of?
Losing my hearing.
X is for X Ray Vision
What super power do you wish you had and why?
I wish I was a Jedi or a wizard - I’d be the kind of wizard who’d Google new spells.
Y is for Yo yo
Lego - I used to build Lego football stadiums. They were magnificent.
Z is for Zip It
Last thing you wish you hadn’t said?
Oh many things...probably that I can’t repeat!